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Tuesday, March 09, 2004

I am a dark, insidious force pushing Bush toward war and confrontation. VP Dick Cheney cracks them up at the annual Gridiron dinner. As the Standard notes, his remarks are off the record, but worth reading. Obviously his office can't be too worried if someone has the good humour to pen such a self-effacing and funny speech. My fave:
We have dispatched Dr. David Kay . . . to search for the bio-warfare agents we believe hidden in Senator Kerry's forehead. If Senator Kerry has used botox as part of a wrinkle enrichment program, he is in violation of U.N. Resolution 752. Upon receiving Dr. Kay's report, the weapons of mass destruction that Senator Kerry so adamantly insists do not exist . . . may well be above his very nose.

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